Thursday, February 18, 2010

Percy Jackson - The Lighting Thief

I've read the whole Percy Jackson series and loved it. I've always been
interested in the Greek and Roman mythos. I loved the twists that Rick
Riordan made to the mythos in modern times.

It's because of how much I loved the books that I was severely
disappointed in the movie.

First let me stress - these are MY opinions and there will be spoilers.
Do NOT read beyond this point if you haven't read the books and/or seen
the movies.

That's not to say that I didn't love aspects of the movie. Grover was
the best! I think they did a wonderful job with him.

I will leave out my nitpicks on product placements - those are now a
rather big part of movies.

My first nitpick with the movie was the introduction of Poseidon and
Zeus in the beginning. While I was all "squee" over their choice of
actors for Poseidon, It didn't feel right to me that he was already
introduced and that Percy finds out immediately who his father is. But
after thinking about it and how they could bring the book to the big
screen, I stepped away from this and realized that in order to set up
the movie the way the book was in regards to this, it would have taken
too long. So therefore, I was okay with it. This is probably the only
thing I later became okay with.

Annabeth - The movie took her character and meshed it with Clarisse La
Rue, the daughter of Ares from the books. Annabeth is very intelligent
and has a fascination with architecture. They lost all that when they
made her to more Clarisse than herself. This annoyed me because I loved
the arrogant, hot-headed Clarisse. In the books she was exactly what I'd
have expected of a daughter of Ares.

At camp, there was supposed to be a period of adjustment. Accepting the
fact that you're a demigod and waiting to find out who your parent is -
or if he/she will acknowledge you. If your parent accepts you, you get
shuffled into your cabin with your siblings. Until that time, you get
taken in by Hermes' children. While I said I was later okay with him
arriving at camp and finding that Poseidon build a cabin just for him,
etc. I was sad that they didn't take the opportunity to give the other
campers more of character development. There were so many other
characters that could have had one-liners or brief introductions to make
his transition into demigod-hood smoother.

The capture the flag scene - Both my husband and I were like "really??
You're just going to let him walk past you and pick up the flag?" A
friend said that they had to show him coming into his power. Yes, but it
would have been cooler if the other team kept TRYING to keep him away
from the flag. That would have been much cooler in showing his coming
into his power than letting him walk past them all just because he had
defeated their leader.

The oracle of Delphi - why did they leave this out? Was it because it
would take too much time for them to make a visit to the attic to see
it/her? Was it because the book referred to her as a green mist that
would come out of a mummified corpse in a hippie outfit? There was a
story behind that. She gave them the quest to find the lighting bolt.
But instead, they'd rather that the kids just sneak out of camp one
night.
(having said that, I can see why they did it, to save time for the movie
- but I still didn't like it)

I was actually okay with their trip to finding the way to Hades -
mostly. I loved that they got Uma Thurman to play Medusa. I did have a
nitpick for that scene though. They found the fountain with the golden
coins in them, and Annabeth indicated that it was a sign that they were
in the right place. WHY was that a sign?! Couldn't take the few seconds
to explain that? (I know why, but the other viewers didn't)

The Hydra scene was cool. :)

I was annoyed that they had to use the "drugging" story hook in order to
keep them in the casino. I understand that they probably couldn't stay
true to the book in this respect either, but drugs? Couldn't just stick
with the - don't eat or drink or else you're stuck. In the book they
kept them there by telling them about new games, etc. Keeping them
distracted every time they thought about leaving.

Why couldn't they just use the entrance to the Underworld from the book?
I loved that Charon, the ferryman was a "guard" and that you had to pay
him for passage, aka get permission to enter the elevator. But no, they
couldn't use the entrance from the book because then they couldn't have
Charon ferry them across the cgi scene of lava and tormented souls. He
even makes a comment "all life ends in suffering". HELLO, in Greek
mythos Elysium is also in the Underworld and there is no suffering
there!

Which brings me to my other nitpick about that. They made Hades a plain
and simple bad guy. That really really annoyed me. Just because he has
dominion over the dead does NOT mean he is evil! I liked that they
brought Persephone in the movie, but I think they went over the top.

One of the items that Luke gives them for their trip, and then plays
into the scene with Hades, is a shield. That really annoyed me because
of where Percy actually gets that shield and the significance behind it.
(I won't share more than that - you need to read the other books to
learn)

In a nutshell, *I* think they destroyed any chance of making the other
books into movies. I'm so disappointed that I don't know if I'd even
want to give it another chance and see how they are able to make the
second book if they decide to try.

I just feel like they took the wrong things and kept them for the movie
and left out some important things to the story.

I read a review that thought the movie was "awesome" and that anyone who
went in expecting the movie to match the book would be disappointed.
This is partially true for me - I didn't expect the movie to match the
book. I'm always willing for the books and movie to be different - I
just expected them to keep certain elements that were integral for the
story.

/ steps off soapbox

Monday, January 25, 2010

Just another Manic Monday...

I feel like Garfield right now - hating Mondays. Not because it's bad or
anything, it's started out rather well actually. But because, despite
the great start, I'm tired. The last few years I've been overwhelmed
with a host of feelings - betrayal, hurt, anxiety and fear. The fear is
what has been haunting me the most ... fear that my choices weren't the
best and that I'm being lied to.

The past six months I'm happy to say have seen a lift of that load of
feelings. There are still several little spots of those same feelings
lurking deep within, but they are mere shadows of themselves and hold no
real power over me when they rear their ugly heads. Time does heal all
wounds, and I just need to keep casting light in those dark places so
that the shadows diminish and soon fade to nothing.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

FW: A Little Pre-Holiday Humor!!!

Happy Holidays! J Enjoy some Holiday Humor.

 

 

 


Company Memo

 


FROM:    Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO:         All Employees

DATE:    October 1, 2008

RE:       Gala Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks!  We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along.  And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM.  Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets.  This gathering is only for employees!

Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!

Merry Christmas to you and your family,

Patty

 



Company Memo


FROM:    Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO:         All Employees

DATE:    October 2, 2008

RE:       Gala Holiday Party

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees.  We recognize that  Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.  However, from now on,  we're calling it our "Holiday Party."  The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day.  There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung.  We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.

Happy now?

Happy Holidays to you and your family,

Patty



 

 




Company Memo


FROM:   Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO:        All Employees

DATE:   October 3, 2008

RE:          Holiday Party

Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name..  I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that  reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore.  How am I supposed to handle this?

Somebody?

And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.

REMEMBER:
NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.


 

 



Company Memo


FROM:  Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

To:        All Employees

DATE:   October 4, 2008

RE:        Generic Holiday Party

What a diverse group we are!  I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours.  There goes the party!  Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs.  Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy.  Will that work?

Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms.

Gays are allowed to sit with each other.  Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table.

Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.

To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms.  Sorry.

We will have booster seats for short people.

Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.

I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the food .  The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure taste a bite first.

There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry!

Did I miss anything?!?!?

Patty

 



Company Memo


FROM:   Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO:         All F*%^ing Employees

DATE:    October  5, 2008

RE:         The F*%^ing Holiday Party

I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!!  We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes.  But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too.  They scream when you slice them.  I've heard them scream.  I'm hearing them scream right NOW!

The rest of you f*%^ing weirdos can kiss my *ss.  I hope you all have a rotten holiday!

Drive drunk and die,

The B*tch from H*ll!!!

 




Company Memo


FROM:  Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director

DATE:   October  6, 2008

RE:        Patty Lewis and Holiday Party

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to her.

In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.

Happy Holidays!

Joan

 

 

 

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!!




MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
AND
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER
STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
Happy Thanksgiving!