The third grade teacher is teaching how humans are different from the rest of the mammals and makes the statement that "Humans are the only animal that stutters."
Little Susie speaks up and disagrees. "Teacher, I used to have a kitty that stuttered."
Knowing how endearing these stories can sometimes be, the teacher asks Susie to tell the class about her stuttering kitty.
Susie says, "Last summer I let my kitty outside because it was really nice. Next door lives a mean Rottweiler that hates kitties. The Rottweiler saw my kitty and jumped the fence. My kitty arched its back, went Fffff Fffff Fffff and before she could get the rest of that word out, the mean ol' doggie ate her."